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Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has requested an address tonight. Woodbine Downs has released odds for speculation on the content of Mr. Martin’s address

Wish everyone a happy Passover	17:1
Announce the launch of his ‘PM for men’ fashion line	12:1
Criticize the Michael Jackson trial	13:2
Announce the transfer of John Gomery to preside over the Michael Jackson trial	12:5
Show his support for the Toronto Blue Jays	18:7
… or the Ottawa Rough Riders	180:7
Because “I was just feeling lonely and wanted to touch base and say hello…”	4:1
To say that the monkeys he had working in his PR department have been replaces with Marmots.	3:1
To distance himself from Charles Kennedy	3:2
To declare war on China	19:3
To declare war on Terror	26:1
To declare war on ‘those ghastly thong sandals I see you breeders wearing...”	99:3(33:1)
To come out of the closet	98:3
To show off his new Apple iPod	9:2
To set the record straight about the Gomery inquiry	1:2
To assert his support for Krispy Kreme	26:1

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