Pit and Bull Story

Michael Bryant, the Attorney General of Ontario is considering toying with legislation that will ban vicious and deadly breeds of animal that poses lethal danger to all who cross their paths. They are known to be psychotically violent and unpredictable; turning on those who brought these beasts into their home and into their hearts trusting best intentions.

Perhaps the most remarkable thing about these beasts is that they are so completely relentless! They are famed for being unwaveringly tireless when they are set on destroying someone.

I’m talking specifically about lawyers and Jewish mothers!

These beasts have ruined countless lives and I applaud Michael Bryant for finally taking some initiative to rid society of this plagues. I must admit- first thing he has to define what falls into the category of the vicious breeds.

Some one who has their LLB, passed the Ontario bar and practices law; that would undoubtedly qualify.
Someone whose parents are both jewish, and is raising her children in a jewish household as well would qualify.

Here’s where it gets hazy
What about someone who doesn’t practice Law? How about someone with an LLB but didn’t pass the bar? What about someone who Converted? What about someone who isn’t raising their kids in a jewish household? What would Michael Bryant’s Approach be to those???

Here I have some suggestions on how to define who fall into the category of the vicious breed and thus applicable under the vicious breed ban legislation.

You have ever made Kugel
You have more than 2 law books
You have ever used the phrase “God Forbid…”
Or the phrase “Let’s settle this like adults- I’ll see you in court.”
You think that someone telling you “it’s none of your business” is a challenge.
You made up songs to help remember charter codes.
You have ever used the phrase “Don’t mind me- I’ll just xxxxxx like a dog.”

Using these as a guideline- you can probably track down easily who constitutes a lawyer and who constitutes a jewish mother.