Closet Space

There was a fascinating little story of note in the papers this week- it seems a BC woman was denied a quick divorce from her husband because of a technicality in the law.

Adultery is grounds for immediate divorce, but it's defined in the text books as sexual contact between a man and woman where at least one party is married to another.

So- they changed the law.

But my blog is a guide to how to tell if you wife or husband is gay.

• Your husband starts collecting show tunes.
• Your wife starts following WNBA or women's golf.
• Your husband owns more shoes than you.
• Your wife owns fewer shoes than you, and they are all brown loafers.
• Your husband gets a mini-poodle and starts carrying it around with him where ever he goes. When you question him about it- he bursts into tears and locks himself in the bedroom for 3 hours.
• When in a disagreement with your wife- she challenges you to arm wrestle. She beats you. Easily.